OMFG PEOPLE PLEASE STOP MURDERING OTHER PEOPLE, OK?!? IT IS GETTING OLD AND MY SOUL CANNOT HANDLE IT ANYMORE. THANK YOU.
I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts
That’s simple. All of them, in my case :)
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HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO
You’re supposed to start with, ‘Dear (name of teacher);’
This isn’t a friendship. And you should have learned how to write letters in third grade.
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I really hate it when I’m too excited to sleep and then I hit the wall 30 min before I’m supposed to wake up and be an adult.
Why the fuck do I even have a tumblr?
Mmmmmmm chocolate penis……
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